theprogressivesadist:

shortterm-emory:

So I was made to feel old today…

Two decades today

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cerastes:

aroaloe:

aroaloe:

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

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mother, may I sleep with danger, please?
it’s been knocking on my door since I was seventeen
oh, oh, and you saw but you chose to ignore
but now it’s more than a wish, it’s a dream

now I don’t understand how you can hold me back
you said, “baby, learn your lessons when you step on cracks”
oh, there’s no time to fall
your existence will call
and see experimenting

and I guess there’s just no other way
I’ve been drawn to a new escape
‘cause I’m wearing bamboo and I’m picking up zoots
I’ve slipped away
now I’m tonguing on a rizla
and your sachet snows a deal for us
oh, and danger’s got me wrapped up 'round its thumb
but it’s no trap 'cause I’m in love

I said, “I’m in love”
I said, “I’m in love”

gadawg-404:

this was written last year, the last 3 are all a year older than that

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gamergirlcrustacean:

globin–goblin:

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bemusedlybespectacled:

biglawbear:

pensive-fabulist:

Trigun

Cowboy Bebop

Star Trek: The Original Series

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speaking-impartially:

speaking-impartially:

the new kid at work: -asking questions-

me: -trying desperately to focus so I can answer them in a professional and helpful manner-

the synth trumpet from Cruel Angel’s Thesis, stuck in my head on loop: BWAMP BWAMP BWA-DA BA-BAP-BAP BA-DA BA-DA BAP

it still won’t leave send help

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the-haiku-bot:

couldbecooler:

will the haiku bot heed my call? oh please rescue me before I fall.

will the haiku bot

heed my call? oh please rescue

me before I fall.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

born too late 2 be a pirate captain’s whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live

i kno where my talents lie

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mimisempai:

Sweet torture…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

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throwback

hometoursandotherstuff:

intercal:

berserklrina:

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